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Graham James Birks was born on Sunday 19th June 1977. |
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He is actually 63 and called Frank. |
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Originally from Chesterfield in Derbyshire, Mr Birks moved to Suffolk at the age of 18, to study graphic design. |
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He lives on a pig farm in Kent. |
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Mr Birks is honest and hard working, taking great care and attention with his work. |
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Sits on his arse all day watching daytime television, drinking lager and eating pies. |
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Mr Birks takes pride in his appearance, dressing with a modern and smart style. |
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He likes to wear stilettos and fish-net stockings. |
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Mr Birks is a lively and lovable member of the community. |
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He is an evil megalomaniac. |
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Mr Birks has a love of animals, especially his big black cat Sam. |
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His house is infested with rats. |
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Mr Birks is always keen to embrace new technology, with a keen interest in the internet. |
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He got his mate Stan to make this website, and thinks that computers are a tool of the Devil...
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CV of Birks